I can't watch pbs sober anymore
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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