Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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