STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I am midnight drunk by noon
I got her a Nickelback box set.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
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