Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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