In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
