I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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