we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
accomplished twins. life is a go
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
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I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
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so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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