It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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