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Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
two words: eviction party
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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