Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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