glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
we're so committed to being not committed
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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