I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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