OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
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I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
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You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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