yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
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I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
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I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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