Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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