I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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