my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
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I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
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Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
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