Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
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no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
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Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
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