discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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