Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
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I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
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Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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