...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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