I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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