i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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