every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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