Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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