You really coming over, don't trick.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
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hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
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Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
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