summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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