covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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