PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Randomize
