you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
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crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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