We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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