He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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