What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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