shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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