I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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