OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
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He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
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DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
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