I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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