I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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