Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
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Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
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I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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