I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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