I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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