So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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