She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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