How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Girls should come with a carfax report
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
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