did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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