Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
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She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
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Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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