She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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