did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
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Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
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It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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