What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
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Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
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We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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