therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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