Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize
