I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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