What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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