Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
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