she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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