I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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